1: ﻣﻮﺭﺩ ﺩﺍﺷﺘﯿﻢ ﯾﺎﺭﻭ ﺷﻤﺎﺭﻩ ﺩﻭﺳﺖ ﺩﺧﺘﺮﺷﻮ ﺗﻮ ﺗﻠﻔﻨﺶ Save ﮐﺮﺩﻩ

1: ﻣﻮﺭﺩ ﺩﺍﺷﺘﯿﻢ ﯾﺎﺭﻭ ﺷﻤﺎﺭﻩ ﺩﻭﺳﺖ ﺩﺧﺘﺮﺷﻮ ﺗﻮ ﺗﻠﻔﻨﺶ Save ﮐﺮﺩﻩ ﺑﻮﺩ : " Low Battery " ﺍﺯ ﺍﻭﻥ ﺑﻪ ﺑﻌﺪ ﻫﺮ ﻭﻗﺖ ﻧﺒﻮﺩ ﻭ ﺩﻭﺳﺖ ﺩﺧﺘﺮﺵ ﺯﻧﮓ ﻣﻰ ﺯﺩ ﺯﻧﺶ ﺗﻠﻔﻨﺶ ﺭﻭ ﻣﯿﺰﺩ ﺑﻪ ﺷﺎﺭﮊ !!!
:2 ﻣﻮﺭﺩ ﺩﺍﺷﺘﯿﻢ ﺩﺧﺘﺮﻩ ﺑﺪﻭﻥ ﺁﺭﺍﯾﺶ ﺭﻓﺘﻪ ﺩﺍﻧﺸﮕﺎﻩ ﺍﺳﺘﺎﺩ ﻧﺸﻨﺎﺧﺘﺶ ﺳﺮ ﮐﻼﺱ ﺭﺍﻫﺶ ﻧﺪﺍﺩﻩ
:3 ﻣﻮﺭﺩ ﺩﺍﺷﺘﯿﻢ ﺩﺧﺘﺮﻩ ﺑﺎ ﺷﻮﻫﺮﺵ ﻣﺸﮑﻞ ﺩﺍﺷﺘﻪ ﻣﯽ ﺧﻮﺍﺷﺘﻪ ﺧﻮﺩ ﮐﺸﯽ ﮐﻨﻪ ﺩﻭﺳﺖ ﭘﺴﺮﺵ ﻧﺬﺍﺷﺘﻪ
:4 ﻣﻮﺭﺩ ﺩﺍﺷﺘﯿﻢ ﺩﺧﺘﺮﻩ ﺗﻤﺎﻡ 24 ﺳﺎﻋﺘﻪ ﮔﺬﺷﺘﻪ ﺭﻭ ﺑﺎ ﻓﺘﻮﺷﺎﭖ ﺭﻭ ﻋﮑﺴﺶ ﮐﺎﺭ ﻣﯿﮑﺮﺩﻩ ﺧﻼﺻﻪ ﺑﻌﺪ ﺍﺯ ﺍﯾﻨﻪ ﻋﮑﺲ ﺭﻭ save ﮐﺮﺩﻩ ﮔﺬﺍﺷﺘﻪ facebook ﺯﯾﺮﺵ ﻧﻮﺷﺘﻪ ﯾﻪ ﻋﮑﺲ ﻫﻤﯿﻨﻄﻮﺭﯼ ﯾﻬﻮﯾﯽ ﭼﻨﺪ ﺩﻗﯿﻘﻪ ﭘﯿﺶ
:5 ﻣﻮﺭﺩ ﺩﺍﺷﺘﯿﻢ ﻃﺮﻑ ﺍﻧﻘﺪ ﭘﺮﻭﺗﺰ ﮐﺮﺩﻩ ﺭﻓﺘﻪ ﺍﺳﺘﺨﺮ ﺭﻭ ﺁﺏ ﻭﺍﯾﺴﺎﺩﻩ
:6 ﻣﻮﺭﺩ ﺩﺍﺷﺘﯿﻢ ﻃﺮﻑ ﺗﺎ 1 ﻣﺎﻩ ﺑﻌﺪِ ﺍﺯﺩﻭﺍﺝ ﺷﻤﺎﺭﻩ ﺷﻮﻫﺮﺵ ﺗﻮ ﮔﻮﺷﯿﺶ ﻫﻨﻮﺯ ﺑﻪ ﻧﺎﻡ BMW ﺟﺮﺩﻥ save ﺑﻮﺩ
:7 ﻣﻮﺭﺩ ﺩﺍﺷﺘﯿﻢ ﻃﺮﻑ ﺍﻧﻘﺪﺭ ﺗﻮ ﻭﯼ ﭼﺖ shake ﮐﺮﺩﻩ ﭘﺸﺖ ﺑﺎﺯﻭ ﺩﺭ ﺁﻭﺭﺩﻩ !..
:8 ﻣﻮﺭﺩ ﺩﺍﺷﺘﯿﻢ : ﺩﺧﺘﺮﻩ ﻗﺒﻞ ﺍﺯ ﺍﯾﻨﮑﻪ ﺑﯿﻨﯿﺸﻮ ﻋﻤﻞ ﮐﻨﻪ ﺗﻮ ﺍﺳﺘﺨﺮ ﮐﺮﺍﻝ ﭘﺸﺖ ﻣﯿﺮﻓﺘﻪ ، ﻫﻤﻪ ﻓﺮﺍﺭ ﮐﺮﺩﻥ ! ﻓﮏ ﮐﺮﺩﻥ ﮐﻮﺳﻪ ﺩﺍﺭﻩ ﻣﯿﺎﺩ !!