ﺍﺯ ﯾﻪ ﺩﺧﺘﺮﻩ ﭘﺮﺳﻴﺪﻡ : ﺣﺎﻟﺖ ﭼﻄﻮﺭﻩ ؟

ﺍﺯ ﯾﻪ ﺩﺧﺘﺮﻩ ﭘﺮﺳﻴﺪﻡ : ﺣﺎﻟﺖ ﭼﻄﻮﺭﻩ ؟
ﮔﻔﺖ :ﻣﻴﺠﻲ ﻳﻮﺟﻲ !! 
ﺍﻭﻟﺶ ﻓﮑﺮ ﮐﺮﺩﻡ ﺩﺍﺭﻩ ﭼﻴﻨﻲ ﮊﺍﭘﻨﻲ ﺣﺮﻑ ﻣﻴﺰﻧﻪ
ﻧﮕﻮ ﻣﻨﻈﻮﺭﺵ ﺍﻳﻦ ﺑﻮﺩﻩ : ﻣﺮﺳﻲ ، ﺗﻮ ﭼﻲ..؟ 
ﯾﻌﻨﯽ ﺍﯾﻦ ﺩﺧﺘﺮﺍ ﺑﻪ ﺭﻭﺡ ﺍﻋﺘﻘﺎﺩ ﺩﺍﺭﻥ؟؟؟!!! 
ﺯﺑﺎﻥ ﺩﺧﺘﺮﺍﯼ ﺍﻣﺮﻭﺯ 
ﺧﻮﺷﮕﻞ = ﺧﻮﺟﻞ 
ﺧﻮﺑﯽ = ﺧﻮﻓﯽ 
ﺟﯿﮕﺮﺗﻮ ﺑﺨﻮﺭﻡ = ﺟﯿﮕﻠﺘﻮ ﺑﺨﻮﻟﻢ 
ﻋﺸﻖ ﻣﻨﯽ = ﻋﺠﻖ ﻣﻨﯽ 
ﻗﺮﺑﻮﻧﺖ ﺑﺮﻡ = ﻗﻠﺒﻮﻧﺖ ﺑﻠﻢ 
ﭼﻄﻮﺭﯼ؟ = ﺗﻄﻮﻟﯽ؟ 
ﭼﯽ ﮐﺎﺭ ﻣﯽ ﮐﻨﯽ = ﭼﯿﮑﺎﻝ ﻣﯽ ﮐﻨﯽ 
ﺳﻼ‌ﻡ = ﺷﻼ‌ﻡ 
ﺩﺧﺘﺮ = ﺩﺧﻤﻞ 
ﭘﺴﺮ = ﭘﺴﻤﻞ 
ﻋﺰﯾﺰﻡ = ﻋﺠﯿﺠﻢ 
ﺟﻮﻥ = ﺟﻮﻧﺰﺯﺯﺯﺯﺯﺯﺯﺯﺯﺯ 
ﺑﯽ ﺗﺮﺑﯿﺖ = ﺑﯽ ﺗﻠﺒﯿﺖ 
ﺑﯽ ﺍﺩﺏ = ﺑﯽ ﻋﻮﺽ (ﺍﯾﻦ ﯾﮑﯽ ﺩﺭﮎ ﺭﺑﻄﺶ ﮐﻤﯽ ﻣﺸﮑﻞ ﻭﺍﻗﻌﺎً) 
ﺩﻭﺳﺖ ﻧﺪﺍﺭﻡ = ﺍﺻﻨﻢ ﻧِﯽ ﺧﻮﺍﻡ 
ﻧﻤﯿﺪﻭﻧﻢ = ﻧﯿﺪﻭﻧﻢ(ﺍﯾﻦ ﺭﻭﺯﺍ ﺧﯿﻠﯽ ﻣﯽ ﮔﻦ!!)
ﺩﻭﺳﺖ = ﺩﻭﮐﺲ(ﺍﯾﻦ ﮐﻠﻤﻪ ﺭﻭ ﻧﻤﯽ ﺩﻭﻧﻢ ﺍﺯ ﮐﺠﺎ ﺩﺭﺁﻭﺭﺩﻥ