ﮔﻔﺘﻢ: ﺧﺪﺍﯾﺎ ﺳﻮﺍﻟﯽ ﺩﺍﺭﻡ؟

ﮔﻔﺘﻢ: ﺧﺪﺍﯾﺎ ﺳﻮﺍﻟﯽ ﺩﺍﺭﻡ؟
ﮔﻔﺖ:ﺑﭙﺮﺱ!
ﮔﻔﺘﻢ: ﭼﺮﺍ ﻭﻗﺘﯽ ﺷﺎﺩﻡ ﻫﻤﻪ ﺑﺎ ﻣﻦ ﻣﯽ ﺧﻨﺪﻧﺪ! ﻭﻟﯽ ﻭﻗﺘﯽ ﻧﺎﺭﺍﺣﺘﻢ ﮐﺴﯽ ﺑﺎ ﻣﻦ ﻧﻤﯽ ﮔﺮﯾﺪ؟!!
ﭘﺎﺳﺦ ﺁﻣﺪ:ﺷﺎﺩﯼ ﺭﺍ ﺑﺮﺍﯼ ﺟﻤﻊ ﮐﺮﺩﻥ "ﺩﻭﺳﺖ" ﺁﻓﺮﯾﺪﻡ! ﻭﻟﯽ ﻏﻢ ﺭﺍ ﺑﺮﺍﯼ ﺍﻧﺘﺨﺎﺏ "ﺑﻬﺘﺮﯾﻦ ﺩﻭﺳﺖ"....!!!