××ﭘﺴﺮﯼ ﺑﻪ ﺩﺧﺘﺮﯼ ﺭﯾﺎﺿﯽ ﺩﺭﺱ ﻣﯿﺪﺍﺩ ...

××ﭘﺴﺮﯼ ﺑﻪ ﺩﺧﺘﺮﯼ ﺭﯾﺎﺿﯽ ﺩﺭﺱ ﻣﯿﺪﺍﺩ ...
ﺍﻭ ﺭﺍ ﺑﻮﺳﯿﺪ ﻭ ﺩﻭﺑﺎﺭﻩ ﺑﻮﺳﯿﺪ ﻭ ﮔﻔﺖ : ﺑﻪ ﺍﯾﻦ ﻋﻤﻞ " ﺟﻤﻊ " ﻣﯿﮕﻮﯾﻨﺪ .
ﺩﺧﺘﺮ ﭘﺴﺮ ﺭﺍ ﺑﻮﺳﯿﺪ ...
ﭘﺴﺮ ﮔﻔﺖ : ﯾﮑﯽ ﺍﺯ ﺑﻮﺱ ﻫﺎ ﮐﻢ ﺷﺪ. ﺑﻪ ﺍﯾﻦ ﻋﻤﻞ " ﺗﻔﺮﯾﻖ " ﻣﯽ
ﮔﻮﯾﻨﺪ .
ﺑﻌﺪ ﺩﺧﺘﺮ ﻭ ﭘﺴﺮ ﻫﻤﺪﯾﮕﺮ ﺭﺍ ﺩﺭ ﺁﻏﻮﺵ ﮔﺮﻓﺘﻨﺪ ﻭ ﺑﻮﺳﯿﺪﻧﺪ ﻭ ﭘﺴﺮ
ﮔﻔﺖ : ﺑﻪ ﺍﯾﻦ ﻋﻤﻞ "ﺿﺮﺏ " ﻣﯽ ﮔﻮﻳﻨﺪ ...
ﻧﺎﮔﻬﺎﻥ ﭘﺪﺭ ﺩﺧﺘﺮ ﺁﻣﺪ ...
ﭘﺴﺮ ﺭﺍ ﻫﻤﺎﻧﻨﺪ ﺳﮓ ﺯﺩ ﻭ ﺍﺯ ﺑﺎﻻﯼ ﭘﻠﻪ ﻫﺎ ﺑﻪ ﭘﺎﯾﯿﻦ ﭘﺮﺕ ﮐﺮﺩ ﻭ ﺑﻪ
ﭘﺴﺮ ﮔﻔﺖ : ﺍﯾﻦ ﻋﻤﻞ ﺭﺍ " ﺗﻘﺴﯿﻢ " ﻣﯿﮕﻮﯾﻨﺪ !!!
ﺳﭙﺲ ﺧﺸﺘﮏ ﭘﺴﺮ ﺭﺍ ﺑﺮ ﺭﻭﯼ ﺳﺮﺵ ﮐﺸﯿﺪ ﻭ ﺟﻮﺭﯼ ﺑﺮ ﺳﺮﺵ ﮐﻮﺑﯿﺪ
ﮐﻪ ﺳﺮﺵ ﺗﺎ ﮐﻤﺮ ﺧﻢ ﻭ ﮔﻔﺖ :ﺍﯾﻦ ﻋﻤﻞ ﺭﺍ " ﺻﻮﺭﺕ ﺩﺭ ﻣﺨﺮﺝ "
ﻣﯿﮕﻮﯾﻨﺪ .
ﺭﯾﺎﺿﯽ ﻭﺍﻗﻌﺎ ﺩﺭﺱ ﺷﯿﺮﯾﻨﯿﻪ ! ﻣﮕﻪ ﻧﻪ ؟ ××