چرا مردان شادترند؟
چرا مردان شادترند؟
ﺩﺑﯿﺮ ﺣﺰﺏ ﺯﻧﺎﻥ ﺍﻣﺮﯾﮑﺎ ﺩﺭ ﻣﻘﺎﻟﻪﺍﯼ ﺩﺭ ﻣﻮﺭﺩ ﻣﺮﺩﺍﻥ ﺍﯾﻦ ﭼﻨﯿﻦ ﻧﻮﺷﺖ:
Men Are Just Happier People.
ﻣﺮﺩﺍﻥ ﺍﺻﻮﻻ ﺁﺩﻡ ﻫﺎﯼ ﺷﺎﺩﺗﺮﯼ ﻫﺴﺘﻨﺪ.
Your last name stays put.
ﻧﺎﻡ ﺧﺎﻧﻮﺍﺩﮔﯽ ﺷﺎﻥ ﺑﺎﻗﯽ ﻣﯽ ﻣﺎﻧﺪ.
The garage is all yours.
ﺗﻤﺎﻡ ﻓﻀﺎﯼ ﮔﺎﺭﺍﮊ ﺑﻪ ﻣﺮﺩﻫﺎ ﺗﻌﻠﻖ ﺩﺍﺭﻩ.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
ﻋﺮﻭﺳﯽ ﺍﺯ ﻧﻈﺮ ﻣﺮﺩﻫﺎ ﺑﻪ ﺻﻮﺭﺕ ﺍﺗﻮﻣﺎﺗﯿﮏ ﺍﻧﺠﺎﻡ ﻣﯿﺸﻪ.
Chocolate is just another snack.
ﺷﮑﻼﺕ ﻫﻢ ﻭﺍﺳﻪ ﺧﻮﺩﺵ ﯾﮏ ﻏﺬﺍﯼ ﺳﺒﮑﻪ.
You can be President.
ﻣﺮﺩﻫﺎ ﻣﯿﺘﻮﻧﻨﺪ ﺭﺋﯿﺲ ﺟﻤﻬﻮﺭ ﺑﺸﻦ.
You can never be pregnant.
ﻣﺮﺩﻫﺎ ﻫﺮﮔﺰ ﺣﺎﻣﻠﻪ ﻧﻤﯿﺸﻦ!
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
ﺑﺮﺍﯼ ﺭﻓﺘﻦ ﺑﻪ ﭘﺎﺭﮎ ﺁﺑﯽ ﻣﯽ ﺗﻮﻧﻦ ﺗﯽ ﺷﺮﺕ ﺳﻔﯿﺪ ﺑﭙﻮﺷﻦ.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
ﺑﺮﺍﯼ ﺭﻓﺘﻦ ﺑﻪ ﭘﺎﺭﮎ ﺁﺑﯽ ﻣﯽ ﺗﻮﻧﻦ ﺍﺻﻼ ﻫﯿﭽﯽ ﻧﭙﻮﺷﻦ.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
ﻣﮑﺎﻧﯿﮏ ﺍﺗﻮﻣﺒﯿﻞ ﺑﻬﺸﻮﻥ ﺭﺍﺳﺖ ﻣﯿﮕﻪ.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
ﻣﺠﺒﻮﺭ ﻧﯿﺴﺘﻦ ﻣﺴﺎﻓﺖ ﺯﯾﺎﺩﯼ ﺗﺎ ﭘﻤﭗ ﺑﻨﺰﯾﻦ ﺑﻌﺪﯼ ﺭﺍﻧﻨﺪﮔﯽ
ﮐﻨﻦ ﺑﻪ ﺍﯾﻦ ﺩﻟﯿﻞ ﮐﻪ ﺩﺳﺘﺸﻮﯾﯽ ﺍﯾﻦ ﯾﮑﯽ ﺧﯿﻠﯽ ﮐﺜﯿﻔﻪ.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
ﻣﺠﺒﻮﺭ ﻧﯿﺴﺘﻦ ﺑﺮﺍﯼ ﺍﯾﻨﮑﻪ ﺑﺪﻭﻧﻦ ﻣﻬﺮﻩ ﺭﻭ ﺍﺯ ﮐﺪﻭﻡ ﻃﺮﻑ ﺭﻭﯼ ﭘﯿﭻ ﺑﭽﺮﺧﻮﻧﻦ، ﻣﺪﺗﯽ ﻓﮑﺮ ﮐﻨﻦ!
Same work, more pay.
ﻫﻤﻮﻥ ﮐﺎﺭ ﺭﻭ ﻣﯿﮑﻨﻦ، ﺩﺭﺁﻣﺪ ﺑﯿﺸﺘﺮﯼ ﮐﺴﺐ ﻣﯿﮑﻨﻦ.
Wrinkles add character
ﭼﯿﻦ ﻭ ﭼﺮﻭﮎ ﺻﻮﺭﺕ ﺑﻪ ﺟﺬﺍﺑﯿﺖ ﺷﻮﻥ ﺍﺿﺎﻓﻪ ﻣﯿﮑﻨﻪ!
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental $100.100
ﻟﺒﺎﺱ ﻋﺮﻭﺱ ۵۰۰۰ ﺩﻻﺭﻩ، ﻫﺰﯾﻨﻪ ﯾﮏ ﺷﺐ ﮐﺮﺍﯾﻪ ﻓﺮﺍﮎ ﻭ
ﭘﺎﭘﯿﻮﻥ ﻓﻘﻂ ۱۰۰ ﺩﻻﺭﻩ.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
ﮐﻔﺶ ﻧﻮ ﭘﺎﯼ ﻣﺮﺩﺍﻥ ﺭﻭ ﺯﺧﻤﯽ ﻧﻤﯽﮐﻨﻪ.
One mood all the time.
ﻫﻤﯿﺸﻪ ﯾﮏ ﺣﺎﻟﺖ ﻭ ﯾﮏ ﻣﻮﺩ ﺛﺎﺑﺖ ﺩﺍﺭﻥ.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
ﻣﮑﺎﻟﻤﻪ ﺗﻠﻔﻨﯽ ﻣﺮﺩﻫﺎ ﻓﻘﻂ ﺳﯽ ﺛﺎﻧﯿﻪ ﻃﻮﻝ ﻣﯽ ﮐﺸﻪ.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
ﺑﺮﺍﯼ ۵ ﺭﻭﺯ ﻣﺮﺧﺼﯽ ﻓﻘﻂ ﺑﻪ ﯾﮏ ﭼﻤﺪﻭﻥ ﺍﺣﺘﯿﺎﺝ ﺩﺍﺭﻥ.
You can open all your own jars.
ﺧﻮﺩﺷﻮﻥ ﻣﯽ ﺗﻮﻧﻦ ﺩﺭ ﺗﻤﺎﻡ ﺑﻄﺮﯼﻫﺎ ﺭﻭ ﺑﺎﺯ ﮐﻨﻦ.
If someone forgets to invite you, He or she can still be your friend.
ﺍﮔﺮ ﮐﺴﯽ ﻓﺮﺍﻣﻮﺵ ﮐﺮﺩ ﻭﺍﺳﻪ ﻣﻬﻤﻮﻧﯽ ﺩﻋﻮﺕ ﺷﻮﻥ ﮐﻨﻪ
ﭼﻪ ﺯﻥ ﺑﺎﺷﻦ ﭼﻪ ﻣﺮﺩ، ﺑﺎﺯﻡ ﺩﻭﺳﺖ ﺷﻮﻥ ﺑﺎﻗﯽ ﻣﯽ ﻣﻮﻧﻪ.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
ﺳﻪ ﺟﻔﺖ ﮐﻔﺶ ﺍﺯ ﺳﺮﺷﻮﻥ ﻫﻢ ﺯﯾﺎﺩﻩ.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
ﻗﺎﺩﺭ ﺑﻪ ﺩﯾﺪﻥ ﭼﺮﻭﮎ ﻟﺒﺎﺱ ﺷﻮﻥ ﻧﯿﺴﺘﻦ.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
ﻫﺮﭼﯿﺰﯼ ﺭﻭﯼ ﺻﻮﺭﺕ ﺷﻮﻥ ﻫﻤﯿﺸﻪ ﺑﻪ ﺭﻧﮓ ﻃﺒﯿﻌﯽ ﺧﻮﺩﺵ ﺑﺎﻗﯽ ﻣﯽ ﻣﻮﻧﻪ،ﻻﺯﻡ ﻧﯿﺴﺖ ﻣﺮﺗﺐ ﺭﻧﮓ ﻋﻮﺽ ﮐﻨﻦ.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
ﯾﮏ ﻣﺪﻝ ﻣﻮ ﺑﺮﺍﯼ ﺳﺎﻟﻬﺎ، ﻭ ﯾﺎ ﺩﻩ ﻫﺎ ﺳﺎﻝ ﺷﻮﻥ ﮐﺎﻓﯿﻪ.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
ﻓﻘﻂ ﺑﺎﯾﺪ ﻣﻮﻫﺎﯼ ﺻﻮﺭﺕ ﻭ ﮔﺮﺩﻧﺸﻮﻥ ﺭﻭ ﺑﺘﺮﺍﺷﻦ.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
ﯾﮏ ﮐﯿﻒ ﭘﻮﻝ ﻭ ﯾﮏ ﺟﻔﺖ ﮐﻔﺶ ... ﻭ ﯾﮏ ﺭﻧﮓ ﺑﺮﺍﯼ ﺗﻤﺎﻡ
ﻓﺼﻮﻝ ﮐﺎﻓﯿﻪ.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
ﻣﯽ ﺗﻮﻧﻦ ﺑﺎ ﭼﺎﻗﻮﯼ ﺟﯿﺒﯽ ﻫﻢ ﻧﺎﺧﻦ ﻫﺎﺷﻮﻥ ﺭﻭ ﺗﻤﯿﺰ ﻭ ﻣﺮﺗﺐ کنند.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
ﺑﺮﺍﯼ ﺳﺒﯿﻞ ﮔﺬﺍﺷﺘﻦ ﯾﺎ ﻧﮕﺬﺍﺷﺘﻦ ﺍﺧﺘﯿﺎﺭ ﺗﺎﻡ ﺩﺍﺭﻥ.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives On December 24 in 25 minutes.
ﻣﯽ ﺗﻮﻧﻦ ﺑﺮﺍﯼ ۲۵ ﻧﻔﺮ ﺍﺯ ﺑﺴﺘﮕﺎﻥ ﻭ ﺁﺷﻨﺎﯾﺎﻥ ﻫﻤﻮﻥ ﺷﺐ ﻋﯿﺪﯼ ﺩﺭ ﻋﺮﺽ ۲۵ ﺩﻗﯿﻘﻪ ﻫﺪﯾﻪ ﺑﺨﺮﻥ.
ﭘﺲ ﻋﺠﯿﺐ ﻧﯿﺴﺖ ﮐﻪ ﻣﺮﺩﻫﺎ ﺷﺎﺩﺗﺮ ﻫﺴﺘﻦ.
ﺩﺑﯿﺮ ﺣﺰﺏ ﺯﻧﺎﻥ ﺍﻣﺮﯾﮑﺎ ﺩﺭ ﻣﻘﺎﻟﻪﺍﯼ ﺩﺭ ﻣﻮﺭﺩ ﻣﺮﺩﺍﻥ ﺍﯾﻦ ﭼﻨﯿﻦ ﻧﻮﺷﺖ:
Men Are Just Happier People.
ﻣﺮﺩﺍﻥ ﺍﺻﻮﻻ ﺁﺩﻡ ﻫﺎﯼ ﺷﺎﺩﺗﺮﯼ ﻫﺴﺘﻨﺪ.
Your last name stays put.
ﻧﺎﻡ ﺧﺎﻧﻮﺍﺩﮔﯽ ﺷﺎﻥ ﺑﺎﻗﯽ ﻣﯽ ﻣﺎﻧﺪ.
The garage is all yours.
ﺗﻤﺎﻡ ﻓﻀﺎﯼ ﮔﺎﺭﺍﮊ ﺑﻪ ﻣﺮﺩﻫﺎ ﺗﻌﻠﻖ ﺩﺍﺭﻩ.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
ﻋﺮﻭﺳﯽ ﺍﺯ ﻧﻈﺮ ﻣﺮﺩﻫﺎ ﺑﻪ ﺻﻮﺭﺕ ﺍﺗﻮﻣﺎﺗﯿﮏ ﺍﻧﺠﺎﻡ ﻣﯿﺸﻪ.
Chocolate is just another snack.
ﺷﮑﻼﺕ ﻫﻢ ﻭﺍﺳﻪ ﺧﻮﺩﺵ ﯾﮏ ﻏﺬﺍﯼ ﺳﺒﮑﻪ.
You can be President.
ﻣﺮﺩﻫﺎ ﻣﯿﺘﻮﻧﻨﺪ ﺭﺋﯿﺲ ﺟﻤﻬﻮﺭ ﺑﺸﻦ.
You can never be pregnant.
ﻣﺮﺩﻫﺎ ﻫﺮﮔﺰ ﺣﺎﻣﻠﻪ ﻧﻤﯿﺸﻦ!
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
ﺑﺮﺍﯼ ﺭﻓﺘﻦ ﺑﻪ ﭘﺎﺭﮎ ﺁﺑﯽ ﻣﯽ ﺗﻮﻧﻦ ﺗﯽ ﺷﺮﺕ ﺳﻔﯿﺪ ﺑﭙﻮﺷﻦ.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
ﺑﺮﺍﯼ ﺭﻓﺘﻦ ﺑﻪ ﭘﺎﺭﮎ ﺁﺑﯽ ﻣﯽ ﺗﻮﻧﻦ ﺍﺻﻼ ﻫﯿﭽﯽ ﻧﭙﻮﺷﻦ.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
ﻣﮑﺎﻧﯿﮏ ﺍﺗﻮﻣﺒﯿﻞ ﺑﻬﺸﻮﻥ ﺭﺍﺳﺖ ﻣﯿﮕﻪ.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
ﻣﺠﺒﻮﺭ ﻧﯿﺴﺘﻦ ﻣﺴﺎﻓﺖ ﺯﯾﺎﺩﯼ ﺗﺎ ﭘﻤﭗ ﺑﻨﺰﯾﻦ ﺑﻌﺪﯼ ﺭﺍﻧﻨﺪﮔﯽ
ﮐﻨﻦ ﺑﻪ ﺍﯾﻦ ﺩﻟﯿﻞ ﮐﻪ ﺩﺳﺘﺸﻮﯾﯽ ﺍﯾﻦ ﯾﮑﯽ ﺧﯿﻠﯽ ﮐﺜﯿﻔﻪ.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
ﻣﺠﺒﻮﺭ ﻧﯿﺴﺘﻦ ﺑﺮﺍﯼ ﺍﯾﻨﮑﻪ ﺑﺪﻭﻧﻦ ﻣﻬﺮﻩ ﺭﻭ ﺍﺯ ﮐﺪﻭﻡ ﻃﺮﻑ ﺭﻭﯼ ﭘﯿﭻ ﺑﭽﺮﺧﻮﻧﻦ، ﻣﺪﺗﯽ ﻓﮑﺮ ﮐﻨﻦ!
Same work, more pay.
ﻫﻤﻮﻥ ﮐﺎﺭ ﺭﻭ ﻣﯿﮑﻨﻦ، ﺩﺭﺁﻣﺪ ﺑﯿﺸﺘﺮﯼ ﮐﺴﺐ ﻣﯿﮑﻨﻦ.
Wrinkles add character
ﭼﯿﻦ ﻭ ﭼﺮﻭﮎ ﺻﻮﺭﺕ ﺑﻪ ﺟﺬﺍﺑﯿﺖ ﺷﻮﻥ ﺍﺿﺎﻓﻪ ﻣﯿﮑﻨﻪ!
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental $100.100
ﻟﺒﺎﺱ ﻋﺮﻭﺱ ۵۰۰۰ ﺩﻻﺭﻩ، ﻫﺰﯾﻨﻪ ﯾﮏ ﺷﺐ ﮐﺮﺍﯾﻪ ﻓﺮﺍﮎ ﻭ
ﭘﺎﭘﯿﻮﻥ ﻓﻘﻂ ۱۰۰ ﺩﻻﺭﻩ.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
ﮐﻔﺶ ﻧﻮ ﭘﺎﯼ ﻣﺮﺩﺍﻥ ﺭﻭ ﺯﺧﻤﯽ ﻧﻤﯽﮐﻨﻪ.
One mood all the time.
ﻫﻤﯿﺸﻪ ﯾﮏ ﺣﺎﻟﺖ ﻭ ﯾﮏ ﻣﻮﺩ ﺛﺎﺑﺖ ﺩﺍﺭﻥ.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
ﻣﮑﺎﻟﻤﻪ ﺗﻠﻔﻨﯽ ﻣﺮﺩﻫﺎ ﻓﻘﻂ ﺳﯽ ﺛﺎﻧﯿﻪ ﻃﻮﻝ ﻣﯽ ﮐﺸﻪ.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
ﺑﺮﺍﯼ ۵ ﺭﻭﺯ ﻣﺮﺧﺼﯽ ﻓﻘﻂ ﺑﻪ ﯾﮏ ﭼﻤﺪﻭﻥ ﺍﺣﺘﯿﺎﺝ ﺩﺍﺭﻥ.
You can open all your own jars.
ﺧﻮﺩﺷﻮﻥ ﻣﯽ ﺗﻮﻧﻦ ﺩﺭ ﺗﻤﺎﻡ ﺑﻄﺮﯼﻫﺎ ﺭﻭ ﺑﺎﺯ ﮐﻨﻦ.
If someone forgets to invite you, He or she can still be your friend.
ﺍﮔﺮ ﮐﺴﯽ ﻓﺮﺍﻣﻮﺵ ﮐﺮﺩ ﻭﺍﺳﻪ ﻣﻬﻤﻮﻧﯽ ﺩﻋﻮﺕ ﺷﻮﻥ ﮐﻨﻪ
ﭼﻪ ﺯﻥ ﺑﺎﺷﻦ ﭼﻪ ﻣﺮﺩ، ﺑﺎﺯﻡ ﺩﻭﺳﺖ ﺷﻮﻥ ﺑﺎﻗﯽ ﻣﯽ ﻣﻮﻧﻪ.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
ﺳﻪ ﺟﻔﺖ ﮐﻔﺶ ﺍﺯ ﺳﺮﺷﻮﻥ ﻫﻢ ﺯﯾﺎﺩﻩ.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
ﻗﺎﺩﺭ ﺑﻪ ﺩﯾﺪﻥ ﭼﺮﻭﮎ ﻟﺒﺎﺱ ﺷﻮﻥ ﻧﯿﺴﺘﻦ.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
ﻫﺮﭼﯿﺰﯼ ﺭﻭﯼ ﺻﻮﺭﺕ ﺷﻮﻥ ﻫﻤﯿﺸﻪ ﺑﻪ ﺭﻧﮓ ﻃﺒﯿﻌﯽ ﺧﻮﺩﺵ ﺑﺎﻗﯽ ﻣﯽ ﻣﻮﻧﻪ،ﻻﺯﻡ ﻧﯿﺴﺖ ﻣﺮﺗﺐ ﺭﻧﮓ ﻋﻮﺽ ﮐﻨﻦ.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
ﯾﮏ ﻣﺪﻝ ﻣﻮ ﺑﺮﺍﯼ ﺳﺎﻟﻬﺎ، ﻭ ﯾﺎ ﺩﻩ ﻫﺎ ﺳﺎﻝ ﺷﻮﻥ ﮐﺎﻓﯿﻪ.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
ﻓﻘﻂ ﺑﺎﯾﺪ ﻣﻮﻫﺎﯼ ﺻﻮﺭﺕ ﻭ ﮔﺮﺩﻧﺸﻮﻥ ﺭﻭ ﺑﺘﺮﺍﺷﻦ.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
ﯾﮏ ﮐﯿﻒ ﭘﻮﻝ ﻭ ﯾﮏ ﺟﻔﺖ ﮐﻔﺶ ... ﻭ ﯾﮏ ﺭﻧﮓ ﺑﺮﺍﯼ ﺗﻤﺎﻡ
ﻓﺼﻮﻝ ﮐﺎﻓﯿﻪ.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
ﻣﯽ ﺗﻮﻧﻦ ﺑﺎ ﭼﺎﻗﻮﯼ ﺟﯿﺒﯽ ﻫﻢ ﻧﺎﺧﻦ ﻫﺎﺷﻮﻥ ﺭﻭ ﺗﻤﯿﺰ ﻭ ﻣﺮﺗﺐ کنند.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
ﺑﺮﺍﯼ ﺳﺒﯿﻞ ﮔﺬﺍﺷﺘﻦ ﯾﺎ ﻧﮕﺬﺍﺷﺘﻦ ﺍﺧﺘﯿﺎﺭ ﺗﺎﻡ ﺩﺍﺭﻥ.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives On December 24 in 25 minutes.
ﻣﯽ ﺗﻮﻧﻦ ﺑﺮﺍﯼ ۲۵ ﻧﻔﺮ ﺍﺯ ﺑﺴﺘﮕﺎﻥ ﻭ ﺁﺷﻨﺎﯾﺎﻥ ﻫﻤﻮﻥ ﺷﺐ ﻋﯿﺪﯼ ﺩﺭ ﻋﺮﺽ ۲۵ ﺩﻗﯿﻘﻪ ﻫﺪﯾﻪ ﺑﺨﺮﻥ.
ﭘﺲ ﻋﺠﯿﺐ ﻧﯿﺴﺖ ﮐﻪ ﻣﺮﺩﻫﺎ ﺷﺎﺩﺗﺮ ﻫﺴﺘﻦ.
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